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Little Red Riding Hood


little red riding hood is late for the interview
speeding down the forest track on her bicycle
she never wears a helmet cause it messes up her hair
life got to her but she's still pretty though

the amphetamin doesn't show
she's got stars
she's got stripes
she's going all the way

along the track there is a house
and she decides time for a pause
goes inside to find an old lady
at the fireplace she sits
fingers moving as she knits looking somwhat shady

doesn't speak at first
eyes bleak
scrubby hair
nothing more

finally she says
loud and clear
come closer to your nan

listen
i know you ain't my grandma
but let's see what we can do
you know i wasn't born yesterday
what you're proposing
is obviously insane
i know good enough to keep away

little red riding hood picks up her phone
writes a message to the forester
changes her status to engaged, makes a fist
and engages the old hag in quite a twister

by the way she says
your face is all
over facebook

there you go - 2.0
these days
you don't know who might know you

i know you ain't my grandma
but let's see what we can do
you know i wasn't born yesterday
also your tummy
looks very strange to me
we should really do an x-ray